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Worst support person ever

(August 5th, 2008 - 11:55AM)

Telegangsta

(July 24th, 2008 - 10:16AM)

Google, get out of my head!

(July 1st, 2008 - 12:59PM)

A conversation I had today with a marketer

(June 26th, 2008 - 4:42PM)

It involves Magic Missile

(June 11th, 2008 - 8:19AM)

Jiu-Jitsu: It's only gay if you make eye contact.

(May 23rd, 2008 - 10:51AM)

Got a job at Apple, moving to California

(April 1st, 2008 - 11:17AM)

A toast about a toast

(March 31st, 2008 - 10:38AM)

Bizarre work-related nightmare

(February 14th, 2008 - 7:08PM)

The console wars

(February 2nd, 2008 - 11:22PM)

FAIL

(January 25th, 2008 - 9:24AM)

Software is a drug that we can't live without

(January 23rd, 2008 - 9:34AM)

I dream of guitar heroism

(January 3rd, 2008 - 9:31AM)

My spammer alter-ego

(November 15th, 2007 - 11:15AM)

Kwan family wisdom

(November 12th, 2007 - 9:45PM)

Excerpt from a conversation in which Steve and Richard discuss the importance of black characters in video games

(November 9th, 2007 - 12:46AM)

How I didn't get fired

(August 6th, 2007 - 11:19AM)

Wheeeeeee!

(June 25th, 2007 - 9:18AM)

The joy of reporting

(June 14th, 2007 - 10:53AM)

First day at Vitrium

(April 3rd, 2007 - 11:17PM)

Comic resource: Old Glory Robot Insurance

(March 28th, 2007 - 7:55AM)

Phrases that, when used, reveal you to be a pretentious jackass

(March 18th, 2007 - 12:53PM)

Humour journal, entry #7

(February 27th, 2007 - 10:22PM)

Humour journal, entry #6

(February 27th, 2007 - 9:15PM)

Humour journal, entry #5

(February 27th, 2007 - 8:17PM)

Humour journal, entry #4

(February 26th, 2007 - 6:50PM)

Humour journal, entry #3

(February 20th, 2007 - 6:29PM)

Humour journal, entry #2

(February 19th, 2007 - 10:01AM)

EAD humour

(February 7th, 2007 - 9:44PM)

Humour journal, entry #1

(February 2nd, 2007 - 7:27PM)

WWJBD: What Would Jack Bauer Do?

(January 28th, 2007 - 10:10PM)

The First Person in History of the World to Dance

(January 22nd, 2007 - 6:34PM)

Does your browser support Web 2.0?

(January 9th, 2007 - 3:29PM)

A shocking revelation

(December 24th, 2006 - 2:28AM)

Happy holidays from Steve Kwan dot com

(December 18th, 2006 - 1:29PM)

It could lead to danger

(December 11th, 2006 - 9:32AM)

A message I received on Lavalife

(November 27th, 2006 - 4:37PM)

Just a thought.

(November 21st, 2006 - 9:18AM)

I am too stupid to manage my own files, so MSN deletes them for me.

(November 19th, 2006 - 1:35PM)

That's my kind of girl

(October 27th, 2006 - 2:22PM)

A note about the Badger algorithm

(September 24th, 2006 - 12:53PM)

The Badger algorithm

(September 24th, 2006 - 3:08AM)

This is why dogs are better

(September 19th, 2006 - 11:19PM)

Math rocks

(September 19th, 2006 - 10:08PM)

Notes to put in a time capsule to the Steve Kwan of 2043

(September 12th, 2006 - 4:18PM)

Steve describes a female acquaintance to his roommate

(September 10th, 2006 - 8:10PM)

The Steve Kwan glossary of terms

(September 7th, 2006 - 11:16AM)

Buffering...

(September 3rd, 2006 - 2:14AM)

Things currently pissing me off right now

(August 31st, 2006 - 10:04PM)

The Official Stephen Colbert Green Screen Challenge

(August 24th, 2006 - 10:17PM)

Reason #49 why you should see Snakes on a Plane

(August 20th, 2006 - 12:37AM)

This kid needs an exp run

(August 19th, 2006 - 10:41PM)

Beatin' 'round the Bush

(August 18th, 2006 - 9:44AM)

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."

(August 10th, 2006 - 7:22PM)

Don't you just hate asynchronous CPIP message failures?

(July 29th, 2006 - 8:04PM)

Fun with recruiters

(July 26th, 2006 - 10:53PM)

John Hodgman on Net Neutrality

(July 20th, 2006 - 11:02PM)

The Steve Kwan dot com business plan

(July 11th, 2006 - 8:23PM)

So that's how it's done!

(July 7th, 2006 - 1:18PM)

Get a Mac? Not likely.

(June 29th, 2006 - 7:09PM)

Calling all roommates

(June 16th, 2006 - 10:05PM)

Hey Kiefer, you a pirate, man.

(May 17th, 2006 - 11:49PM)

A response to a client's bug report

(May 15th, 2006 - 5:04PM)

Steve drinks his tea for free

(May 12th, 2006 - 3:57PM)

Spammers have the funniest names

(April 24th, 2006 - 11:11PM)

Further proof that I am incompetent

(April 11th, 2006 - 10:30PM)

L. Ron Hubbard thinks that I am an incompetent human being

(April 10th, 2006 - 11:05AM)

Who says there are no memorable theme songs anymore?

(March 28th, 2006 - 10:44PM)

Thoughts on the power stripe

(March 13th, 2006 - 11:38AM)

I hope this isn't what Spider-Man 3 is going to be like

(March 12th, 2006 - 12:37PM)

Natalie Portman raps on SNL

(March 5th, 2006 - 12:21PM)

People I hate at Fitness World

(March 1st, 2006 - 10:12PM)

The most disgusting thing I saw today

(February 20th, 2006 - 9:24PM)

Shooting a 78-year man? What a Dick!

(February 12th, 2006 - 1:04PM)

24 predictions for the fifth season of 24

(February 6th, 2006 - 4:52PM)

What do you think some of your best attributes are, from a professional standpoint?

(February 2nd, 2006 - 7:41PM)

My accomplishment for the day

(January 30th, 2006 - 9:16PM)

Once you break that seal, it's unreturnable

(January 28th, 2006 - 10:55PM)

Tips for buying shoes

(January 17th, 2006 - 10:51PM)

A partial transcript of my conversation with a Rogers support agent

(January 13th, 2006 - 9:17AM)

Rogers becomes one of my most-hated telecoms

(January 12th, 2006 - 6:21PM)

Driving school

(January 7th, 2006 - 4:48PM)

The current list of things irritating me right now

(January 6th, 2006 - 2:30PM)

About sixty percent of what you say is crap

(January 4th, 2006 - 3:24PM)

Top five message posts of all time

(December 20th, 2005 - 11:11PM)

stevekwan.com fan of the month

(December 1st, 2005 - 11:20PM)

Steve's politically incorrect observation of the day

(November 26th, 2005 - 4:28PM)

Top five message posts of all time

(December 20th, 2005 - 11:11PM)

stevekwan.com fan of the month

(December 1st, 2005 - 11:20PM)

Bathroom humour

(September 19th, 2005 - 9:56PM)

Bizarre dream

(September 2nd, 2005 - 6:59PM)

I ☐ this shirt!

(August 31st, 2005 - 11:38PM)

Things that came to light from a discussion with a crazy guy outside of Blenz on 15th and Lonsdale

(August 30th, 2005 - 8:23PM)

Things that came up in a Google image search for penis

(August 24th, 2005 - 10:24PM)

If I were a Dungeons & Dragons character

(August 22nd, 2005 - 9:29PM)

Christopher Lee's penis

(August 1st, 2005 - 11:22PM)

Vigilante healthcare

(March 16th, 2005 - 10:35PM)

Things to worry about at the gym

(Feb. 13th, 2005 - 10:38PM)

Things I've learned from playing Hitman

(Feb. 12th, 2005 - 12:00PM)

Lessons learned in the field

(February 7th, 2005 - 11:39PM)

My apologies if that image offended you.

(January 29th, 2005 - 5:32PM)

Photoshop is fun.

(January 29th, 2005 - 1:00AM)

I had an interview with this guy.

(January 24th, 2005 - 8:34PM)

Music makes the people come together

(January 22nd, 2005 - 12:31PM)

Funny link

(January 20th, 2005 - 1:52PM)

The plan

(January 19th, 2005 - 7:30PM)

Things I hate

(January 13th, 2005 - 9:14PM)

What?

(December 8th, 2004 - 10:15AM)

Yum

(June 28th, 2004)

I thought that song sounded familiar!

(June 14th, 2004)

The Girlfriendometer

(June 13th, 2004)

The Crazy Roommate Project

(May 6th, 2004)

Code Monkeys

(November 18th, 2003)

Stuff

(September 3rd, 2003)

Swaziland

(May 31st, 2003)

 

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