steve kwan user experience designer

I passed my road test!

(November 23rd, 2006 - 10:10AM)

Goodbye, Translink.

Goodbye, legion of white/Asian homies stalking the SkyTrain.

Goodbye, creepy old dude who asked me if I had any pot.

Goodbye, fat ladies who sit next to me and drape their many rolls across my lap because they can't fit in their own seats.

Goodbye, somewhat cute girl who keeps trying to make eye contact and smile at me.

Goodbye, little white trash puke who assaults black guys on the 106 and gets beat up.

Goodbye, old guy who sings to the other passengers.

Goodbye, chatty girl who won't shut up and get off her cell phone.

Goodbye, cranky bus driver who won't let me bring my coffee onto the bus.

Goodbye, inquisitive punk who stares at what I'm doing on my cell phone.

Goodbye, tiny old lady who reads her pocket Bible.

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Hello, Monty!