steve kwan user experience designer

The anal probe

(May 1st, 2006 - 2:00PM)

This morning at 8:30AM, I went to Lion's Gate Hospital and a doctor shoved a six foot long periscope up my ass. Luckily I was on drugs and don't remember any of it.

After going through my site usage statistics, it seems that far too many people were downloading the MP3s I'd been storing here. They've all been deleted.