steve kwan user experience designer

Once you break that seal, it's unreturnable

(January 28th, 2006 - 10:55PM)

An excerpt of an MSN conversation I had with Richard:

stevekwan.com says:
I'm waiting for my Xenogears soundtrack

stevekwan.com says:
I suspect that it will be imported into Canada along with a fresh batch of Japanese immigrants

Richform says:
I know people who have that, I think

stevekwan.com says:
I hope that there isn't a mix-up in my order and a Japanese guy named Yip winds up on my doorstep

stevekwan.com says:
Because I really want that soundtrack

stevekwan.com says:
And I have no need for cheap labour

stevekwan.com says:
Even if he does have a Ph.D in neuroscience

Richform says:
What if it's a hot woman?

stevekwan.com says:
I don't dig Asians

stevekwan.com says:
Not my cup of tea

Richform says:
and it turns out ordering a Xenogears soundtrack is actually a secret code

Richform says:
for the mail-order bride company you actually ordered from

stevekwan.com says:
If that happened, I'd do the same thing that happens when I buy something from Future Shop

stevekwan.com says:
Try it out once, then return it

stevekwan.com says:
The trick is getting the "warranty void if removed" sticker back the way it was before you opened the box

Richform says:
once you break that seal, it's unreturnable

stevekwan.com says:
Such a scam