steve kwan user experience designer

Top five message posts of all time

(December 20th, 2005 - 11:11PM)

I've received a lot of posts on my message board. Most are dumb. Some are quite funny. Below are my top five favorites.

ICBC

sorry sir, but we regret to inform you that we cannot procede in giving you that loan you requested. not only does your record say that you have been banned from every major creditcard in this country, but it also says that you tried to pick a dog up by its hind legs and push him around like a vaccuum cleaner. we apologize for any inconvenience.

Dickolas Wang

I went to Korean BBQ today; it was pretty sweet. I've started using a day planner program in an attempt to keep my life more organized; sure enough, it worked, and I didn't forget to go to Korean BBQ.

Currently playing: Hot Hot Heat - "Make up the Breakdown"

I Wish I Were a Cron Job

Does anyone else get annoyed when steve participates in a MSN conversations by sending 5 messages in rapid succesion, then ignores you for ten minutes, before sending another 5 messages? That pisses me off.

bad keane

hi steve im mattis friend and i have been reading this site and your sooo fucking good at this. Call me up and well go for some steak and eggs.

Brad keane 552 my weight

Stevie K

Eggs are nasty. I don't see how people can eat them. Chicken, on the other hand, is delicious.