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If I were a Dungeons & Dragons character

(August 22nd, 2005 - 9:29PM)

Steevikay Steevikay

Name: Steevikay
Race: Faerie
Age: 23
Class: Kwanjurer
Guild: Eloquent Systems Inc.


worn around neck: a sexy gold tie
worn on body: a red dress shirt
worn on head: a litre of hair gel
worn on legs: brown dress pants
worn on feet: black Rockports
worn about body: a brown sports jacket
worn about waist: a Hewlett-Packard iPAQ 1940
worn on face: Ray-Bans
wield, primary: a rolled-up newspaper of mosquito mashing
held: XML in a Nutshell, by Harold & Means
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