steve kwan user experience designer

Underwear Gnomes

(February 7th, 2005 - 11:15AM)

My favorite clothes keep going missing.

It's normal to lose a sock or two in the wash, but I've lost shirts and pants in the past few days. I seriously doubt Mr. Rat or Mr. Skunk (who, by the way, I have named Herbert) have been able to eat a pair of jeans, so I'm really having trouble concocting an explanation for where these articles of clothing are going.

I have come to the only conclusion a logical, rational person could come to given the circumstances: late at night, underwear gnomes come out of hiding and steal my clothes.

We seem to have the skunk scent under control. Oh, Herbert.

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