steve kwan user experience designer

I'm seeing double!

(May 25th, 2004)

Hey guys, maybe you saw this post on my message board:

"Hey! My name is Steve Kwan also...I live in California now but was born in Trois Rivieres, Quebec, Canada and am half Chinese and Half Canadian...Sorry but I must claim the title of the Original Steve Kwan as I was born in 1967! But you got me beat with this website and the URL!!! kwansteve@yahoo.com"

Well what do you know, another Steve Kwan! I think he's implying that he wants to buy this URL from me. That's great! I can use the money to buy bananas, because when he buys this domain, MONKEYS WILL FLY OUT OF MY BUTT.

Listen here, punk: I'm onto you. You think that just because you're the Steve Kwan from a parallel universe, you can come in here and make demands? I know why you're really here; I saw that Jet Li movie. You want a piece of me? I'll scratch your eyes out like an angry housecat. I suggest you get your ass back to whatever dimension you came from.